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They call you angel in the morning, but not in the evening.

Once upon a time, an ordinary girl from a good Christian family found herself adrift in central Europe after a failed marriage and a brief career in musical theater. At the mercy of the devious locals, she fell under the spell of a certain Giorgio Moroder, the Munich Mephistopheles, who delivered stardom to the girl but at a dear price: seventeen minutes of simulated orgasm on Love To Love You Baby. Her moral compass fully abandoned and her inner strumpet emphatically embraced, our heroine transformed herself into the shimmering Queen of Disco and led her loyal subjects on a giddy, four-year slide toward Sodom and Gomorrah (or at least from Sodom to Gomorrah). But then one day it happened: Donna Summer came no more. She'd met an old friend named Jesus, you see, and just like that she cast down her crown and turned her back on legions of heartbroken followers. Like a bar that loses its most colorful patron to the rigors of AA, the world of disco was never the same after your Birthstar's spiritual rebirth. But be thankful for the time she did spend ministering to the heathen, for it was under the glorious and decadent zenith of the constellation Disco Ball that you were born and endowed with the power to lead by example, both into and away from temptation in its many forms.
Birthsongs
Macarthur Park  Nov 5-2, 1978
Hot Stuff  May 26-Jun 2 and Jun 10-23, 1979
Bad Girls  Jul 8-Aug 11, 1979


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