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They say a picture's worth a thousand words, but so is a single word in just the right context.

If you've ever attacked a problem with every weapon in your arsenal only to find the solution at the moment you stopped looking, that's the influence of your Birthstar at work. Like thousands of bands who never managed to rise from obscurity, the Champs earned their living on the prom-and-wedding circuit while dreaming of something more. Yet for all their hard work, it was a two-chord groove intended as a between-set filler that turned them into legends. When the crowds started dancing during the breaks more enthusiastically than during their sets, the Champs were inspired to record the throwaway number they called Tequila. Your Birthsong, of course, became an instant classic that will probably be inducing Pee-wee Herman dance moves at wedding receptions long after anyone reading these words has breathed their last. But more than that, the rise of your Birthstar marked the rise of a new and instrumental force (literally and figuratively) in the popstrological firmament: the constellation Speechless. Unlike your Birthstar, you may not always prefer to let your actions speak louder than your words, but it's a near popstrological certainty that the words you do speak are powerful enough to elicit enthusiastic support.
Birthsong
Tequila  Mar 17-Apr 20, 1958


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