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To have been born during this slice of time is to have been marked perhaps not for greatness, but almost certainly for something at least as great as what was predicted for you in your youth, and that is no small gift. But if children of the Michael Jackson generation wish to avoid the certain downfall awaits those who repeat his mistakes, they must understand what eventually brought Michael Jackson down: nave decision-making -- bad judgment born not of hubris but of innocence. Specifically, it was the bad judgment to form a popstrological Power Couple with Paul McCartney near the end of his year on the popstrological throne that appears to have sealed Michael Jackson's fate, and the children of 1983 should take care to develop at least a bit of the distrust and skepticism that Michael clearly hadn't developed by the year of their birth. Less than a month after their birth year ended, after all, and less than two weeks after Say Say Say dropped from #1, Michael Jackson caught fire shooting a Pepsi commercial, and three months later, he made his first appearance in the strange uniform of some unknown foreign navy.

BirthdatesBirthstar Birthsong
Jan 1-Jan 8Hall and Oates Maneater
Jan 9-Jan 29Men At Work Down Under
Jan 30-Feb 5Toto Africa
Feb 6-Feb 12Men At Work Down Under
Feb 13-Feb 26Patti Austin and James Ingram Baby, Come To Me
Feb 27-Apr 16Michael Jackson Billie Jean
Apr 17-Apr 23Dexy's Midnight Runners Come On Eileen
Apr 24-May 14Michael Jackson Beat It
May 15-May 21David Bowie Let's Dance
May 22-Jul 2Irene Cara Flashdance (What A Feeling)
Jul 3-Aug 27The Police Every Breath You Take
Aug 28-Sep 3Eurythmics Sweet Dreams
Sep 4-Sep 17Michael Sembello Maniac
Sep 18-Sep 24Billy Joel Tell Her About It
Sep 25-Oct 22Bonnie Tyler Total Eclipse Of The Heart
Oct 23-Nov 5Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton Islands In The Stream
Nov 6-Dec 3Lionel Richie All Night Long
Dec 4-Dec 31Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson Say Say Say



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